{"id":3378,"date":"2013-05-20T18:03:44","date_gmt":"2013-05-20T18:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sexymacman.wordpress.com\/?p=3378"},"modified":"2013-05-20T18:03:44","modified_gmt":"2013-05-20T18:03:44","slug":"1-the-crash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/narcolepticnerd.com\/2013\/05\/20\/1-the-crash\/","title":{"rendered":"#1: The Crash"},"content":{"rendered":"