{"id":3223,"date":"2013-05-17T21:03:39","date_gmt":"2013-05-17T21:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sexymacman.wordpress.com\/?p=3223"},"modified":"2013-05-17T21:03:39","modified_gmt":"2013-05-17T21:03:39","slug":"1-the-bon-voyage-reaction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/narcolepticnerd.com\/2013\/05\/17\/1-the-bon-voyage-reaction\/","title":{"rendered":"#1: The Bon Voyage Reaction"},"content":{"rendered":"