KOHLER DEKODA: PUTTING THE ‘ANAL’ IN ANALYZE WITH ITS NEW POOP CAM
You cannot make this stuff up – nor would you want to (or at least I wouldn’t).
Kohler’s new Dekoda poop cam analyzes your poop right out of the chute.
“Dekoda is a first-of-its-kind health tracker that attaches to the toilet. It analyzes gut health and hydration and detects the presence of blood in the toilet bowl, providing data for building healthy habits… Dekodaβs advanced sensors analyze your waste. It passively tracks the frequency, consistency, and shape, then decodes that data into practical insights you can use to create habits for a healthy gut.”
I..can’t… even… π€¦π»ββοΈ
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